Pick-Up-Lines

Pick-Up-Lines are always something that can make me laugh. I love them all. The funny ones, the good ones, the dirty ones and yes, even the mean ones. Here’s my favorites. I’ll add a new one each week. And yes, if you like them you can use them πŸ˜‰

  • “That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I was on you I’d be coming too.”
  • “Nice shoes. Let’s fuck.”
  • “You’re like a pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can’t stop ya.”
  • “Nice legs, what time do they open?”
  • “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.”
  • “I may not be Fred Flinstone, but honey, I can make your bed rock.”
  • (Use index finger to call someone over then say) “I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.”
  • “They say sex is a killer… Do you want to die happy?”
  • “I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.”
  • (hold out hand) “Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?”
  • “I love every muscle in your body, especially my dick.”
  • “You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.”
  • “My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.”
  • “There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”
  • “I’m running out of charming, but I have some more back at my apartment.”
  • “You look like the kinda girl who’s heard every line in the book, so what’s one more?”
  • “I don’t expect you to fall for me, but the least you could is stumble.”
  • “Damn, and I thought I was good looking.”
  • “You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.”
  • “Is that a fox on your shoulder, or am I seeing double?”
  • β€œDo you have any raisins? No? How about a date?”
  • “I have the ‘F’, the ‘C’ and the ‘K’. All I need is ‘U’.”
  • “I’ve had a terrible day, and it always makes me happy to see a gorgeous woman smile. Would you smile for me?”
  • “You are a 9 – you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.”

34 comments on “Pick-Up-Lines

    • Well I could keep the secret, but I couldn’t really vouch for the others who read it as to whether or not they can keep a secret. So I guess I’m outta luck….

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