I don’t need you or your brand new Benz

Kesha said it best:

“You can’t imagine the immensity of the fuck I’m not giving about your money and manservant at the mansion you live in. And I don’t want to go place where all my ladies can’t get it. Just grab a bottle, some boys and take it back to my basement, and get sleazy. Sick all your lines, so cheesy. Sorry daddy, but I’m not that easy.”

Listen up dudes, cause not all women are gold diggers. You dropping cash like it grows on trees just makes you look like a douche. Its not all about the benjamins. Sometimes its better to just get sleazy.

Surefire way to save money.

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Lose your bank/credit card.

I did that on saturday and let me tell you, its done wonders for my bank account.

Since I don’t have a card to swipe at every possible moment, my bank account isn’t decreasing exponentially like normal.

The only problem is the bank doesn’t want to give me a new one.

Epic fail.

Looks like I’ll be saving money indefinitely.