This song is hilarious.
It’s a shame that its in norwegian so most of you won’t understand it, but I’ve taken the liberty of translating the parts of the lyrics that made me smile. It doesn’t flow as well in english as in norwegian, so if you really want to capture the essence, just learn norwegian. Hehe.
Btw, Princess Madaleine is the princess of Sweden.
She was the chick that only every got shit,
The chick that never could get Brad Pitt.
An ugly duckling, no prince charming,
No happy-ever-after, this ain’t a fairytale.
Not so fast, she only got pretty
After the wine made her 90 kilos skinnier
She looked like a man-girl half an hour ago
Now she looks like Britney, can it be the wine?
You scared me at first, but I was thirsty
So I drank you as pretty as Princess Madaleine
Yeah, I have my beer goggles on, my beer goggles on
Shots make her fancy, wine makes her classy
She’s swinging like babe in Dirty Dancing.
She’s an ex-witch, now she wants to have sex,
Beer goggles on? Check. Ready, set…
She was tight, kinda alright but
Later she got hotter than fire
Before she was anything but hot,
Now she’s fucking great, like Cinderella