Ølbriller = beer goggles

 

This song is hilarious.

It’s a shame that its in norwegian so most of you won’t understand it, but I’ve taken the liberty of translating the parts of the lyrics that made me smile. It doesn’t flow as well in english as in norwegian, so if you really want to capture the essence, just learn norwegian. Hehe.

Btw, Princess Madaleine is the princess of Sweden.

She was the chick that only every got shit,
The chick that never could get Brad Pitt.
An ugly duckling, no prince charming,
No happy-ever-after, this ain’t a fairytale.

Not so fast, she only got pretty
After the wine made her 90 kilos skinnier
She looked like a man-girl half an hour ago
Now she looks like Britney, can it be the wine?

You scared me at first, but I was thirsty
So I drank you as pretty as Princess Madaleine
Yeah, I have my beer goggles on, my beer goggles on

Shots make her fancy, wine makes her classy
She’s swinging like babe in Dirty Dancing.

She’s an ex-witch, now she wants to have sex,
Beer goggles on? Check. Ready, set…

She was tight, kinda alright but
Later she got hotter than fire
Before she was anything but hot,
Now she’s fucking great, like Cinderella

F*ck You

This chick is awesome.

Really, everyone should learn sign language so they can be as bad ass as she is.

 

And if I’m gonna be honest, this dude is cool too. Even though Miley Cyrus makes me cringe.

Band Night!

Waaah! Last night we had the most awesome night! Project W, Doby Mick and the Bridds were playing at Verftet as part of a battle of the bands type festival in Europe. The atmosphere was amaaaazing! The music was awesome. The people we were wicked talented.

There were only 2 sucky parts of the night. The very expensive beer. It was about 12 dollars a glass. And some of the other bands were just plain scary. They were all really heavy metal, with all there screaming, head banging and moshing. It scared the shit out of me. And to top it all off, once I started to get used to the screaming and stuff, the singer of one band just threw his guitar on the ground and jumped out at the crowd, like right at me and my friend! No one was expecting that so he kind of just fell, but not before I had a heart attack. Never again will I go to a metal concert, or at least I won’t stand so close to the stage.

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Little Moments

Today I had one of those moments where I just stop and think, ‘For really Sass? Did that just happen?’ Here’s the run down.

I was sitting in a group room studying today waiting for my group to show up and I was listening to Starstrukk by 3OH!3 ft. Katy Perry. Now anyone who knows me knows that I’m not a whistler. Most of the time I can’t even make a noise when I try. Now if you have ever heard that song you know that in the chorus they wolf whistle a lot, and if you haven’t heard scroll down and listen so you know what I’m talking about.

Now as I was listening to this song, I was doing my little pathetic attempt at whistling when that part came, since there was no one in the room and I can’t really whistle anyways. So of course when the song is on its last chorus 2 things happen at once. First, I manage a real, honest to God wolf whistle (my first ever). Second, some random guy walked into the room right in time to hear it. He looked right at me and kinda crooked his head. And me, the most spastic person ever, just went with the flow and winked at him. It was really just a split reaction. He did this half smile, and then we both got to studying.

It took a couple minutes before I could focus again cause I was just thinking ‘For really Sass? Did that just happen?’.

When my people finally came and I told them the story they thought it was pretty fun. So I can expect to be made fun of for this for a long period of time.

When a heart breaks, no it don’t break even

I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing
Just praying to a God that I don’t believe in
‘Cause I got time while she got freedom
‘Cause when a heart breaks, no it don’t break
No it don’t break, no it don’t breakeven, no
What am I gonna do
When the best part of me was always you
And what am I supposed to say
When I’m all choked up and you’re okay
I’m falling to pieces, yeah
I’m falling to pieces, yeah
I’m falling to pieces
(One’s still in love while the other one’s leaving)
I’m falling to pieces
(‘Cause when a heart breaks, no it don’t breakeven)

No one can touch us if we pick up a star

Mario Kart Love Song is by far the most amazing and cute love song I have ever heard.

No one that I have ever met hasn’t liked Mario Kart or Super Mario Bros or some version of their many games. They are all awesome. Whenever I hear this song it brings be back to the old days when I used to play with all my friends. If I ever get married, I’m sure I’ll play this song at my wedding, that’s how cute I think it is.

Mario Kart ❤